Jason:  Hi.  i'm Jason Sudekis and i', hosting this year's MTV movie awards.  i'm just going around introducing myself  before the big night.
Kristen:  cool.
Jason:  yeah... :) 

okay how about this.  you are the prettiest, smartest, funniest girl in the sixth grade.  i know you're only eleven but i can't stop thinking about you.  i've loved talking to you online.  i think we should become boyfriend and girlfriend.  *looks around* oh no...it's not what you think.  i'm talking to a little boy.  oh!

let's have another baby