Jason: Hi. i'm Jason Sudekis and i', hosting this year's MTV movie awards. i'm just going around introducing myself before the big night.
Jason: yeah... :)
okay how about this. you are the prettiest, smartest, funniest girl in the sixth grade. i know you're only eleven but i can't stop thinking about you. i've loved talking to you online. i think we should become boyfriend and girlfriend. *looks around* oh no...it's not what you think. i'm talking to a little boy. oh!